Have you ever heard of spatchcocking? Neither have we. But who better to teach you before Valentine’s Night than Fifty Shades of Chicken‘s frisky fowl?
Allow us to refresh your memories: Back in November, we posted this exclusive trailer for the Fifty Shades of Grey spoof cookbook, making your Thanksgivings that much more satisfying (particularly if you served ”Dripping Thighs” instead of boring turkey!). But the sensual stylings the kinky cuisinier were not enough — we had to hear from the chicken herself. And unlike Miss Anastasia Steele, this bird is not shy. So check out the follow-up trailer below, but beware: Sighs, pants, and moans abound, so be sure to turn down the volume before playing this one at work. READ FULL STORY