Bob Saget, father to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (well, in my mind), is writing a book. That’s right, Full House fans, Danny Tanner’s getting into the publishing biz, but be warned — if you only know Saget for his family-friendly fare, then you’ll be in for a nasty surprise.
It Books, an imprint of HarperCollins, announced on Tuesday that the book is planned for 2014 and will showcase “the full monty of [Saget's] crazy self,” complete with his “dirty humor” and “unique personality.” Dirty humor?, you ask. Well, if you’ve seen his stage act, then you’ll know what I’m talking about. If not… You might want to avoid this book altogether and keep your memory of Danny Tanner intact. Here, I’ll help:
But if you’re feeling daring, then check out his (NSFW) stand-up routine:
Are you excited for Saget’s first book?
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