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For all you Kardashian fans out there, Kardashian Konfidential is getting a deluxe re-release on Nov. 22, in addition to a first-time ebook release on the same day. The new edition will include 12 never-before-seen photos from Kim Kardashian’s Aug. 20th wedding to Kris Humphries, as well as a new chapter of business advice, a What Color Is Your Parachute of sorts for ambitious fashionistas.
New cover below:
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‘Being Kendra’: I read it so you don’t have to!
‘Kardashian Konfidential’: I read it so you don’t have to
Are you f***ing serious, ew?
More like Kardashian Kows.
I’ll be rushing out to BN right now to buy this… thing. I may even run over a gaggle of ducklings or kittens, but the new cover will make it all worthwhile.
TWELVE whole photos, plus a paragraph of ghost-written “wisdom” such as: 1) Make yourself pretty on your special interview day! 2) Don’t forget to wear a smile! 3) Be sure there’s no semen stains on your dress or on your chin!
If you buy this, do the world a favor and kill yourself.
this!
Yipee! This will make my Xmas shopping really really easy.
I hate to give them any of my money, but OMG, this would make amazing gag (pun intended) gifts, and white elephant gifts at gift exchange parties during the holidays. I can just see someone saying, “Doesn’t anyone want to steal THIS from me?? ANYONE?”
A lot of people don’t know that Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are cougars.
Scott is 28 while Kourtney is 32.
Kris is 26 while Kim is 31.
Kim and Kourtney are the more mature ones who have always been in control of their relationships with their partners and had the power.
OMG Shaw—and I thought they were just wh*ores. Who knew?
Many people don’t know this, but Shaw is the missing Kardashian, the one with talent that knows better to live in the limelight…
Kim’s boobs are so huge! I’m pretty sure she could smother a man to death between those boobs. It would be one of the most pleasant deaths a man could die.
Sorry, but being smothered in traces of Ray-J saliva/bodily fluids does not sound like a pleasant way to die at all.
Until she spoke.
I find it hilarious that these 3 cows mock Elisabetta on DWTS for riding George’s coattails. Ummmm Kim is a wh0re porno star and the rest of the family jumped on her bandwagon…soooo pot..kettle…
Kim Kardashian has a healthy model figure that boasts an ample cleavage, fuller legs and a fuller backside. I just love her curves. She’s so shapely. She’s a great example to women around the country.
REALLY? No wonder girls/women are kinda messed up now. She is EVERYTHING women and girls should not be looking up to. She has fake boobs, a fake butt, and no telling what else is fake. I mean yes girls should not be looking up to stick figure models who are genetic freaks but looking up to any of these chicks for any reason beyond their uncanny ability to make money is just wrong!
Totally agree……I wonder when Kris is going to get sick of having a camera shoved in his face because his plastic or gel wife is with him. They are all a waste of skin…..
Yeah – a great example of how to film yourself having sex, releasing it to the media and then building an empire out of it for yourself and allowing your sisters, brother, and mother to ride your XXX-rated wave. A role model indeed!
“chunkbot?” KK is half silicone by this point, and it’s going to be quite the show to watch her try to keep gravity from influencing the remaining natural parts of her/its body.
She’s only 5’2″ – that’s just too short to be a model.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she dumped Kris because she finally realized she looked short and stubby photographed next to him despite wearing platform spiked heels 23/7.
Isn’t America great. Three girls, with no real talent, get Television show, books and endless attention from EW.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
I feel sorry for Khloe. She did not get the pretty gene. She must feel bad for herself everyday.
WOW N IM GUESSING THAT MEANS U HAVE SOME 1.3 BILLIION DOLLARS IN THE BANK TO TALK, AND U PROB LOOK LIKE A COW URSELF, KHLOE IS SOO PRETTY SO F OFF
Why are the three girls the same height in that bottom photo? Khloe is almost a foot taller than the other two in real life…
love Kim she is brill at least she is making millions unlike you sad lot!
Lyk seriously heartbreaking for Kris Humphries:(
Be thankful Kris! She’s one spun kitten!
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