By now, you’ve probably heard of Smith Magazine‘s six-word memoirs. After all, last year, the magazine released a best-selling compilation – Not Quite What I Was Planning — that included pieces from readers and famous folks alike.
But if you aren’t familiar with the concept, here’s a little debrief: The six-word memoir is said to be rooted in a bet between Ernest Hemingway and a friend — supposedly, the author claimed he could write a short story in just six words. (He won with “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”)
After drafting folks like Amy Sedaris and Chuck Klosterman for its first book, Smith Magazine has recruited a new crop of celebs and unknowns for a new collection of six-word memoirs, It All Changed in an Instant (on stands now). Which celebrities? The book includes pensive memoirs by the likes of Molly Ringwald (“Acting is not all I am”) and clever pieces by the likes of James Frey (“So would you believe me anyway?”). (The L.A. Times books blog even asks of those latter six words: “James Frey’s best work?”) Sarah Silverman, Art Spiegelman, Margaret Cho, and others also penned pieces for the books.
Now, what we want to know is, what would your six-word memoir be? I feel like mine would go something like this: “What is life without the DVR?”
Your turn, ShelfLifers!








I love Glee entirely too much.
That’s an embarrassing memoir…the show hasn’t even been on for a full season!
Mine would be:
I wander, but am not lost.
I like yours, well done!
Okay there, Tolkein.
Very nice, I like yours.
I really like this!!! I have to think of something for myself lol
Lovely. mine is…should have done more with herself.
Haha fail memoir. Especially since the real tolkein quote is 6 letters.
“Not all who wander are lost.”
If you’re gonna take ideas alteast credit / don’t mess it up gahhh.
It’s a memoir…so I had to make it about ME, not about anyone…duh.
i hate writing never ending exams
I hate sitting never ending exams
I love it. Thank you for sharing.
Oooh, fun…let’s see…
Greater than sum of my parts. (yeah, I know, it’s supposed to be that way)
Lured by sparkles, she is drained.
Feast on joy, anger will starve.
It all began with Miller Lite.
Lured by sparkles, she is drained… sounds sorta twilighty to me!
Heh, indeed it does.
A whole lot like team Edward.
Wish I’d taken the other path.
Out of everyone (and many were great), I love yours the most! There’s just so many layer of meanings attached to your line, and such a great reflection of our time (i.e. “should’/coulda’/woulda’, etc.)
Drunk on happy, down on life.
Was lost, but now am found.
That’s beautiful
Hello Julius!Much loinokg forward to seeing you at Oxford again soon.Your KARNEUS date on 16 OCt is missing from your schedule – trust you’re on for that!!Peter & Fiona xx
Ditto!
love my cake, eat it too
So NOT turning into my mother.
love it….lol…so great
Loved life, lived to the fullest
Funnest article I’ve done this year.
Former archaeologist wondering what went wrong
sick of people’s cliche bull
I guess we’re supposed to fill in the sixth word?
my calling has me on hold
found love to make music to
envy for what I already have
Couldn’t wait to grow up, regrettably.
My pop-culture related memoir:
So much TV, so little time.
My more general one:
Man..child…I can be both.
Love it! and totally identify.
Mine is-
All grown up, always go back.
Hated school, work SUCKED, retirement rocks!!!
Quality over quantity is my motto.
stopped searching and enjoyed my life
waiting for real life to begin