Comments on: ‘Crap Lyrics’: What’s your favorite example of lyrical lousiness?

By: Cole9219

Cole9219 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:18:46 +0000

Seriously? They said “tragical”?

By: Cole9219

Cole9219 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:04:29 +0000

I’m so low yeah I look like an Asian- Lil’ Wayne.

By: TMRZOO Neil

TMRZOO Neil — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:55:10 +0000

Thank you Becky. I was looking for this one. Possibly the dumbest lyrics OF ALL TIME. I think it beats everything on this list that I’ve seen so far, except for maybe The Black Eyed Peas “Lady Lumps”

By: TMRZOO Neil

TMRZOO Neil — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:48:32 +0000

Mr. Roboto is set to a movie that is playing in the background during Styx’s Paradise Theater tour. In the movie, Tommy Shaw is a prisoner in a futuristic society where music is prohibited, who was arrested for wanting to make music anyway. Dennis DeYoung is dressed as a robot, like the rest of the guards, and breaks him out of jail. The “Domo Arigato” is Dennis DeYoung thanking his alter ego in the movie for allowing him to break Shaw out of prison so he can make music again. The final scene is Tommy Shaw on a stage about to perform. And just as he start to perfom on the screen the actual concert on stage starts. It’s very inspiring and makes quite a bit of sense if you see it.

By: TMRZOO Neil

TMRZOO Neil — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:42:34 +0000

Sting ain’t no dope… Actually, with the exception of only a couple of songs, he’s a very brilliant lyricist, both with the Police and as a solo artist.

By: TMRZOO Neil

TMRZOO Neil — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:38:26 +0000

Don’t be crackin on Meatloaf…that’s some classic stuff right there…

By: caitlin

caitlin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:50:36 +0000

I thought that was Spongebob Squarepants for a moment.

By: caitlin

caitlin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:43:30 +0000

I DESPISE that song! The words are insipid, the rhymes are forced and the subject is lame. If I could drive that song of a cliff, I would.

By: rerun

rerun — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:06:30 +0000

“Do you feel the way you hate? Do you hate the way you feel?” Thanks Bush for that suckiness.

By: Crying Blisters

Crying Blisters — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:17:07 +0000

“i’ve seen a million face and i’ve rocked them all”